I'm stoned.  Here's why -

I've got another speech this Saturday and I'm going to try to do it without reading my speech straight from the paper - notes only.  Soooo in order to relax enough to get in front of a bunch of people and talk, I'm trying to find something I can take to calm me down without konking me out.  Today's expertiment - Xanax.  

Result thus far - well, I'm calm as hell.  But I don't know if I can give a speech.  About thirty minutes ago my aunt asked how I was doing and I replied by reciting the intro to one of the most famous speeches of all time.  Sort of.  Here's what I said word for word, "Two, Four and Sceven years ago . . . no, wait . . . oh, shit.  This ain't good."

Yep, I'm stoned.

Next Experiment - The pharmacist told me I should try a Beta blocker instead.  Not sure what that is.  Apparently Betas are a bad thing.  Alphas and Gammas are cool, Deltas and Omegas are okay, but Betas are a no-no.  That's for tomorrow - we'll so how it works.

Current Location: La-La Land
Current Mood: blank
Current Music: I think so . . .